chesneycat ([info]chesneycat) wrote,
@ 2007-07-11 08:48:00
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Current mood: amused
Entry tags:amcf, fanfic

*snicker*
This one's for [info]julietvalcouer and everyone else who knows her from AMCF...

"Return of the White" is was a recent fanfic posted at ff.net, stuffed full of the usual cliches.  It's not exactly godawful ("steady gates" aside), but the author has chosen a rather familiar name for the dragon in the starring role.  And thus, we have classic lines like:

"I awoke to Anareth planting herself on my arm and slapping me with her tail"

"And I hope a wild firelizard eats your guts out, Anareth said dryly. I can recognize humor, you know."

 

 

EDIT - and it's been pulled.  Why does the badfic always run and hide?

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[info]el_mcgruffle
2007-07-11 08:54 am UTC (link)
THe father's dragon is called Gareth?

Fuck me.

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[info]chesneycat
2007-07-11 08:55 am UTC (link)
Tune in next week to find out which of us will appear next!

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-11 09:24 am UTC (link)
I'm glad I don't read much fan fic...I don't think I could take it.
*laugh*
Faren

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[info]kailisu
2007-07-11 12:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh no.

Must read today.

But gotta work, first. *sighs*

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[info]kailisu
2007-07-11 12:22 pm UTC (link)
OK. Read it.

This fic is horrible on oh so many levels.

Maybe...maybe if I get time I'll "review" it for that person. But ewwwwwwwwwww

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[info]chesneycat
2007-07-11 12:34 pm UTC (link)
The first chapter isn't /too/ awful... but it does get worse. And I think it's going to continue in a general downwards direction too.

I'm tempted to leave reviewing chapter 2 until she's posted a few more... where's the fun if it ends too soon?

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