1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who's with you?
God.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Fox

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We stare at each other for a while, smile, then go our separate ways

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
4 bed, 3 reception - one of which is a library/cinema.  And an outdoor swimming pool.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
It's in a very large garden, and the garden has a hedge

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table is covered with?
Incomplete jigsaws.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
My favourite coffee/tea mug, filled with a nice cup of tea.  It's mine, and I enjoy drinking it.

8. What do you do with the cup?
See 7.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water; what kind is it?
The sea.  It always is.

10. How do you cross that body of water?
I swim in it for as long as I can, but cannot cross.

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
A higher power?  Huh.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Yes, he's small... but he's a predator with very sharp teeth!

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
It takes time, but we appreciate the doing of it.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition.
Moderately large?

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
I guess that means I'm extremely open to the people I let in?

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Problems to be solved do not equal unhappiness. I need to get through my own problems in my own way.  I'm melancholy, I guess.  Not unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
I'll always have a favourite mug.  It changes, just like people do.  All part of growing up, and if you can accept the change, you can keep it forever.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
Enjoy it?

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your relationships.
Yay me!  My relationships cover 2/3 of the earth!

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
I do things the hard way, and don't expect to succeed. But dammit, I'm not afraid to try the impossible.